Muse: Ifs and Duds...

If a distinguished gentleman had business to discuss, a golden opportunity perhaps, and invites you to a serious dialogue at an impressive country club up in the skies so high, where it was compulsory to wear a jacket, perhaps even a tie, then high chances are its a dud.

If that same distinguished gentleman wore a spankingly colourful tie, that he later mentions he painted himself with his own two hands, then high chances are that he micro-manages, and higher chances yet that he has had one too many buds.

If that same gentlemen mentions he was once the youngest recipient of some national art award, then highest chances are its not just a dud, but a big dud.