The One Man Brand Name On Being A Brand

"For me, being a brand certainly doesn't mean jumping at the best offers and slapping my name on anything I think people might buy that wouldn't embarrass me. I have to believe in whatever I put my name on, and it has to reflect who I truly am. To do otherwise would be a disservice to me, my loyal customers, and prospective customers.

In a nutshell, my branding strategy is "to thine self be true." Like a lot of pithy wisdom, Shakespeare said it first, and I second it here--and everywhere else I put the name Trump." Quoted from Trump and his Amazing Technicolour Toupee at The Trump University (They teach success. Apparently.)

I ponder the impending arrival of Trump Penis Enlargers.